I am the most important lady. 

No I am the old hag that sound most important!

No that is me!

No look at me title!

Well my titties hang closer to the ground!

No my are hitting the ground first!

No my haters hate me the hatiest!

I am so hated I hate myself.

Girl I been hating myself before it was trendy.

I hated myself before I was an itch in my daddies pants.

You a joke cause I hated myself before my parents were born.

-Sith Lord- Good good. But still shouldn't touch them. 

That was great write guy man. I knew I could nail this. I hope you all enjoyed the Deadpool comedy blog. This is Deadpool and Deadpool's writing say I love DP. You know, I love Deadpool. 😘😘🌹🌹❤️❤️🍑😛