(In this scenario Ted manages to elude capture until he's 40 years old, during which time he discovers brand new technology in video cameras, using them to make VHS snuff films until they prove to be his undoing.)

Tied up as the camera rolls,

Violent actions take their toll.

Slash her breasts, skin is cut,

Raping this little worthless slut!

Forcing sex against her will,

Stimulating perverted thrills.

Nipples sliced off from the chest,

Mutilating tender young flesh.

Videotaping this morbid art,

While her vagina is torn apart.

Butchered with a razor blade,

My machete now amputates.

Flesh left hanging from severed limbs,

Dismembered whore is fucked again! 

Rewind the tape, to watch one more,

My lovely creation I so adore.