(Even though this makes no sense whatsoever, I often enjoy changing words and meanings up while also messing with my own head along the way as well.)

I love you because I hate you.

I'd kill you to live with myself,

But to live without you would kill me.

To be closer to you, I'd run far away,

Being nearer to you would put us further apart.

Making love to you, I'd despise it,

But would enjoy you making love to me.

I would care for you but neglect you,

You would care for others but neglect us. 

I'd marry you if only to leave,

You'd stay with me but only to stray.

I would always be depressed as your husband,

You make me so happy being my wife!

I cannot wait for your death!

Because it would truly grieve me.

You do not want me to live,

But it could never sadden you.