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05/07/2022 

Farmer Vincent's Delicious Fritters
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(I did things differently from what happened in his movie, because it was just two people so he had no problem taking them both out by himself.)

Farmer Vincent's Jolly Thoughts:

"Now folks around these parts ain't too particular about the kind of meat I serve them, so I'm mighty pleased to feed these kind people every single day. I mean, what's life anyway without a little bit of variety here and there? Can't be having all my loyal customers eating the same old thing over and over again. No sir, that just won't do so it's time to prepare another batch of wholesome goodness for everyone!"

Farmer Vincent looked at the frightened young girl who was now almost completely covered in blood, having earlier been rendered unconscious after being struck over the head with his favorite trusty shovel. Being chained up inside the demented male's barn meant she couldn't escape nor do anything except beg and plead for mercy just then, yet her cries for help were instead met with a few chuckles of sheer joy from the older man holding his always dependable, no doubt very effective chainsaw only several feet in front of her!

"Now don't you worry none sweetie, old Vincent here's gonna make this nice and easy for you, just like I already did for your father as well. Say what you will but the perfect mix of older and newer meat is what my customers enjoy best."

Vincent suddenly cranked up the chainsaw and casually began slicing the woman's body parts off, ignoring her horrendous screams of sheer agony as he ruthlessly butchered her like cattle, even going so far as to whistle while he continued cutting her up into more manageable pieces of human meat! Soon enough the deranged farmer started separating flesh from bone using that very same deadly weapon, before utilizing smaller instruments of carnage in order to complete the more delicate details involving this particular process. 

"There, all done now. Mighty thankful for all the fresh meat young lady. Between this and your father's it'll be enough to feed everyone here for the next week or so, maybe even longer than that if need be."

Vincent was no fool however, because he was always careful to mix his human prey's flesh with that of his award winning prized sausage, so as not to make things abundantly obvious regarding the grisly contents of the community's delicious and savory meals, so he chuckled once more while grinding her and the older gentleman's meat up together, before at last finishing things off by cooking it with his already carefully prepared sausage, and would soon be serving the completed product for the benefit of those tried and true customers in and around Motel Hell!

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